R I N G T O N E S

Last week, for the first time ever i bought a ring tone. Put a Donk On It by The Blackout Crew. It cost 99p. And i love it. I'm old. I've got a proper job. And i've got a Blackout Crew ringtone. What's wrong with me? Aren't i supposed to be like going to garden centres and generally tedious conversations about mortgages? Buying a nice shirt from Reiss? Well I'm not. I'm wearing stupid clothes and I've got a Blackout Crew ringtone. ON FULL VOLUME. Sometime i just don't answer my phone, even if it's a really important call, just to hear it play out. DONK.