Friday 2 July 2010

C O N D E N S E D M I L K


Condensed milk is the shit. Love that shit. It's due a revival. An absolute SS 10 essential. Anyone who is anyone will be wearing vintage skatewear, listening to Horse Meat Disco, and fat as fuck from chug-a-luggin' on a bucket load of condizzle mizzle. A little while ago i bought one of those espresso makers. the proper ones that you put on the hob, like people in Islington have. People who do recycling and have kids called Poppy who ride on wooden bikes. And I'll tell you what, pimping up an espresso with big fat layer of condensed milk is a right treat.


Just the other day i was telling someone about how when i was a kid i used to have condensed milk on toast and looked at me like i was a piece of shit urchin peasant. Made me feel sad. Mean people like that should not be allowed condensed milk.

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