Friday 2 July 2010

B O O Z E


Is this the greatest drink ever? I can do a bottle in a single sitting, easy. It's like boozy custard. I bought these weird like wooden fork / cocktail stick things in Ikea that you can get like 5 cocktail cherries on, fill a glass with ice, hit it up with like 5 shots of the black and white good shit, stir with wooden cherry fork. That is glamour man. I bet thats what they do in like wine bars in Chelsea. It's straight up 007. Straight gangster. Sat in the living room, medium priced scented candle burning (we're talking like Penhaligans, not Jo Malone), blazing up some Rihanna, you feel like a god. Like Alan Sugar. Very high in calories though.

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